So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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