So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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