he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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