Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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