How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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