Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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