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The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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