I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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