NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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