Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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