omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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