It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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