your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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