im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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