Its about making memories worth repressing
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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