I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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