and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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