So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
