If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
sex in a hospital.. check
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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