oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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