a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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