she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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