we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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