But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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