ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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