you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize