ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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