apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
