everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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