i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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