hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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