Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So apparently I’m into choking now
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