If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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