champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
