Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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