The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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