Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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