what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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