Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You dont lie about slip and slides
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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