He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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