i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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