I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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