Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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