i barfeds in our rink
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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