Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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