I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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