I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
