I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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