So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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