Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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