Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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