You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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