you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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